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Another Fucking Christmas. Fuck.
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Can Anyone Tell Me...What The Fuck Is Going On?
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YOU CAN SAY IT WITH A NO-NO CARD

Fuck This.

Just Wear A Mask...Don't Be A Big Pussy About It.

Another Fucking Birthday? Fuck.

Fuck Christmas. (Blank Inside)

Allow Me To Thank...The Fuck Out Of You.

Can I...Blame Hormones For Everything?

Happy Mother's Day...I Love The Fuck Out Of You.

I'm So Glad...No One Can Smell My Breath.

It's Just Your Birthday...Don't Be A Big Pussy About It.

Fuck. I'm Sorry.

Bitch...Shit Is Getting Real.

What...The Fuck?

Aging...Is A Real Motherfucker.

Hey Dick (Blank Inside)

I'm Sorry You Feel Like Shit. Fuck.

Hey Bitch! This Bitch Misses You.

Fuck. Another Fucking Christmas.

Hey Bitch! Are You As Miserable As I Am?

We Got Old. Fuck.

Hey Fucker. Happy Birthday!

Fuck The Holidays. (Blank Inside)

Congrats, Fucker. Good Fucking Job.

Hey, Cocksucker! (Blank Inside)

Fuck You...In A Nice Way.

Hey Bitch! I Hope You Feel Better Soon.

I Was A Bitch. (Blank Inside or I'm Sorry.)

Hey, Fucker! (Blank Inside)

My Hormones...Are Little Assholes.

Happy Father's Day...I Love The Fuck Out Of You.

Hey Valentine...I Love The Fuck Out Of You.

Another Fucking Christmas. Fuck.

Hey Bitch. Happy Birthday!

Hey Fucker...I Hope You Feel Better Soon.

Hey, Asshole! (Blank Inside)

Can Anyone Tell Me...What The Fuck Is Going On?

Congrats Bitch. (Good Fucking Job.)